Bumper Stickers

Would love to hear your ideas for a new Lifehouse bumper sticker. I think bumper stickers, t-shirts, car wraps, and tattoos (just kidding)- are some of the best organic marketing tools around. So, I want to leverage these simple tools (minus tattooing peoples bodies).

Here are a few of my ideas:

So, these are ones that I think are funny, but I probably should keep to my self and not even post here, but they make me laugh so, here you go:

1. my pastor beat up your honor student.
2. my pastor ran over your pastor.
3. Jesus goes to Lifehouse (only)
4. if you were cool, you'd go to the Lifehouse
5. Mike goes to the Lifehouse (I know, but it'll make people think)
   
6. Lifehouse Church... just because we can.

Can you give me some funny and actual usable ones?